Dumbest Kid

The barber was talking to a businessman during a cut when a little boy walked past the shop.

"That little boy is the dumbest kid alive" said the barber.

"How could you say something like that?" asked the businessman.

"I'll show you." said the barber.  He called the boy in his shop and held out a dollar bill in one hand and 2 quarters in the other hand. "Which do you want?" he asked the boy.

"Two is more than one, I'll take the quarters!" said the boy.

The barber gave the quarters to the boy and pocketed the dollar bill, "See?"

After the cut, the businessman sees the boy coming out of a candy shop. "Why did you take the quarters? The dollar is worth more money." he said.

The boy looked at his candy and then at the businessman, "I've been doing this for a while... if I take the dollar, the game is over."