Dumbest Kid

The barber was talking to a businessman during a cut when a little boy walked past the shop.

"That little boy is the dumbest kid alive" said the barber.

"How could you say something like that?" asked the businessman.

"I'll show you." said the barber.  He called the boy in his shop and held out a dollar bill in one hand and 2 quarters in the other hand. "Which do you want?" he asked the boy.

"Two is more than one, I'll take the quarters!" said the boy.

The barber gave the quarters to the boy and pocketed the dollar bill, "See?"

After the cut, the businessman sees the boy coming out of a candy shop. "Why did you take the quarters? The dollar is worth more money." he said.

The boy looked at his candy and then at the businessman, "I've been doing this for a while... if I take the dollar, the game is over."

Best Blond Joke Ever

A blond calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blond says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea,and then ..' he said with a deep sigh....

'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box. '

Proof That Man Needs A Wife

Proof that man needs a wife.